The Partysnake is no myth. He’s the real deal and if you’re not careful he will get you. He’s everywhere, watching, patiently waiting for a slip-up, an opportunity to attack. You may not think you know what the Partysnake is, you may think you’re safe from his potent strike, but there’s a good chance you’ve already felt his bite before.Have you ever woken up somewhere you don’t remember falling asleep? Have you ever asked yourself, “What in the hell happened last night?” Have you ever been told crazy stories of embarrassing things you have no recollection of doing? And the clincher: have you ever woken up feeling so bad that you promised yourself that you’d never drink again? If any of this sounds familiar you’ve definitely been bitten by the Partysnake.
After all, there has to be a reason why those adult bevies keep getting more slippery the more you have. Why the second drink always feels so good and puts that dumb smirk on your face. Why that round of shots at last call always seems like the right choice. It’s because a little bit of the Partysnake lurks in every drink. The more you consume, the more power he gains, until eventually he overpowers your brain and erases all memory of the horrible things you did the night before the Snake gave you the worst hangover of your life.
Understanding that the Partysnake exists and that he’s always hunting is the first step towards learning how to avoid him. Mere awareness, however, definitely doesn’t mean you’re safe. The Partysnake is a mysterious and complex creature whom only a lucky few will ever figure out. Most never do.
Enter “Partysnake: The Movie.” Put together by a crew of up-and-coming shreds, the film showcases their skills on the hills and documents their run-ins with the serpent prick, hopefully educating the masses about his heinous ways.
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